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“I don’t want my children to have to compete with ducks”
I.. uh.. hm. What’s in the water in Scargil’?
To be fair, it’s a legitimate concern for them; have you seen their royal family? Buncha mallards and goslings, for...
Ah yes, ducks. The only animal to have been documented committing acts of homosexual necrophilia. That is the animal...
I for one welcome our new Duck overlords.
…What. I don’t even what’s the word for fear of duck overlords?
Tis a sad day when one can earnestly suggest that they’d have been less ignorant if they’d read the Daily Mail…