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You can’t kill Tintin
no matter how many times you hit him on the head or shoot him or send him to space or under water or whatever
he just doesn’t die
he’s part cockroach
he’s a nokia phone
this doesn’t even feature the time he got SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD
once again, the bullet only ‘grazed’ his skull
the most bullets can do to Tintin is graze him
After the apocalypse, all that will be left will be Tintin, solving mysteries for cockroaches and rats.
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He’s Bruce Willis.
I counted how many times Tintin could have/should have died over the course of the whole cartoon run and it comes out to...